More Powerful than MacGyver Himself

So I was sitting in the same spot all day bored out of my mind, and started scraping coins together for a pack of smokes. By the time I reached the five bucks I needed, I recalled the fire incident. No car meant no cigarettes, so I whipped up this rig here.

What you’re looking at is my hobo rig for a new battery. I could have installed a new battery, but all the spare ones I have are much too big, (My car takes one you’d expect to see in a lawnmower). I shoved paperclips in the main fuses that go back to my stereo and amps since they were melted into the fuse bays, hooked some new jumpers on to the cables, wrapped the shit out of them to prevent another explosion, (Once again, I’m trusting my life to tape.) and ran them back through my window.

See that battery there? It’s from a CAT Dozer. It’s freaking massive, dwarfs the oversized car battery in front of it, which is still much bigger than my original one. This is basically the same rig I used before the explosion, except this time there’s no battery under my hood and a lot more tape. Hopefully that thing doesn’t explode while I’m driving. Honestly, I’m scared shitless.

But I got my pack of cigarettes, which I planned to photograph and add here, but I seem to have mysteriously misplaced them, and I’ve been home five minutes. o_o;